«If there's no music, no dancing, and no disco lights – count me out. My weekend starts on Friday night and ends on Monday morning!»

Dark horse

«I spent my Saturday night fixing my computer, and then I read a 300-page book about artificial intelligence for fun. Best weekend ever!»

Cold fish

«I haven't stopped talking for three hours. First I told her about my cat, then about my neighbour's cat, and then about a cat I saw on YouTube. She fell asleep, but I kept going!»

Chatter box

«My colleagues were shocked when I won the chess tournament. Nobody even knew I could play. I just never mentioned it.»

Happy camper

«I fixed the Wi-Fi router with a paperclip and a piece of chewing gum. Everyone called me a genius. Well, I am pretty smart.»

Nerd

«I don't need anyone. I go to the cinema alone, eat dinner alone, and honestly, weddings are my personal nightmare.»

Lone wolf

«I woke up at 5 AM, did yoga, saw a rainbow, found money on the street, and my coffee was perfect. Life is beautiful!»

Party animal

«You woke me up to tell me a joke? That's not funny. Actually, nothing is funny. Please leave.»

Bright spark